Howling at the new moon

The title says it all

The Twilight Saga: New Moon
will be shown in cinemas
not long from now

And Nuffnang is more than awesome
to be giving premiere invites for this movie
you can enter the contest by looking at this post

So hrmm what do i like about the twilight saga?

No. 1
Well for me its not like some Dracula movie
that just hungers on human blood and
is scared off by garlic cheese naans and crosses
wthhh

No. 2
Its has twists to the story as it adds in Werewolves

No. 3
It has awesome characters playing out in the movie

Now everyone..
Get ready for Laughs in this post i made!
*pictures are just treats for the eyes*

Introducing the 1st Character:

EDWARD CULLEN!

I have no idea why girls think he is hot? lol
(i mean the real Edward Cullen)

Edward is a 104 year old vampire (yea man he lives so long)
that has very fast movements
He SUCKS on animal blood
He loves Bella
and his skin GLITTERS IN THE SUN

*omg its like so bedazzled*
*reminds me of XiaXue*

and the 2nd Character is:
JACOB BLACK!

as you can see
this is the pirated version of Jacob black as:
he has marker pen six packs!

LOL

alright in the movie

Jacob is a Werewolf
with a super Hot Body *drools*
(yes girls & guys dont deny it!)
is in love with Bella also
and err errr...
HE IS JUST HOT COMPARED TO THE 1ST Movie

To set the record straight:
i do have six packs! lol

wtflol!! *perasan case*


IMPORTANT NOTICE

Viewers discretion is advised
The following content may sore the eyes of Girls/Guys anybody!
and i'm not liable for anything that happens!
This may also result in
puking, brain damage, sores & disgustism
(is there such a word? lol)

lol
so shall we proceed?
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Our 3rd Character is:
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BELLA SWAN!!

ZOMG WTF BBQ LALALA SHIKIDI KARABAKANA!!!!
OMG!Y%^@@$)$*!$&$!$@###%^&!@######

okays so thats Bella lol

Bella is a normal girl
with some kinda "shielding power" she is yet to find out
she is in love with Edward and a lil bit towards Jacob
omg playerr!!! lol wthhhh

The only part i hate about Bella is:
The helplessness of her at times!
hahaha

okays so thats all for this post

-outz-
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