The title says it all
The Twilight Saga: New Moon
will be shown in cinemas
not long from now
And Nuffnang is more than awesome
to be giving premiere invites for this movie
you can enter the contest by looking at this post
So hrmm what do i like about the twilight saga?
Well for me its not like some Dracula movie
that just hungers on human blood and
is scared off by garlic cheese naans and crosses
Its has twists to the story as it adds in Werewolves
It has awesome characters playing out in the movie
Get ready for Laughs in this post i made!
*pictures are just treats for the eyes*
Introducing the 1st Character:
I have no idea why girls think he is hot? lol
(i mean the real Edward Cullen)
Edward is a 104 year old vampire (yea man he lives so long)
that has very fast movements
He SUCKS on animal blood
He loves Bella
and his skin GLITTERS IN THE SUN
*omg its like so bedazzled*
*reminds me of XiaXue*
and the 2nd Character is:
as you can see
this is the pirated version of Jacob black as:
he has marker pen six packs!
alright in the movie
Jacob is a Werewolf
with a super Hot Body *drools*
(yes girls & guys dont deny it!)
is in love with Bella also
and err errr...
HE IS JUST HOT COMPARED TO THE 1ST Movie
To set the record straight:
i do have six packs! lol
wtflol!! *perasan case*
Viewers discretion is advised
The following content may sore the eyes of Girls/Guys anybody!
and i'm not liable for anything that happens!
This may also result in
puking, brain damage, sores & disgustism
(is there such a word? lol)
so shall we proceed?
Our 3rd Character is:
ZOMG WTF BBQ LALALA SHIKIDI KARABAKANA!!!!
okays so thats Bella lol
Bella is a normal girl
with some kinda "shielding power" she is yet to find out
she is in love with Edward and a lil bit towards Jacob
omg playerr!!! lol wthhhh
The only part i hate about Bella is:
The helplessness of her at times!
okays so thats all for this post